PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
AT MOAV WE STRIVE TO BRING YOU
UP TO THE MINUTE SAFETY TIPS

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT
| BLENNY FISH TRAVEL IN LARGE GROUPS CALLED "GANGS". | |
| AFTER 5 DIVER KILLS , A "B" WILL APPEAR ON THE UNDERBELLY | |
| THE MEMBERS THESE GROUPS ARE CALLED "BLENNI" | |
| -OVER 10,500 DIVERS ARE MAIMED BY GANGS OF BLENNI YEARLY | |
| BLENNI HAVE SHOWN REMARKABLE ABILITY TO REMEMBER AND INDENTIFY DIVERS WHO HAVE INVADED THEIR INDIVIDUAL TERRITORIES. (ALSO CALLED A "HOOD".) | |
| A BLENNY CAN LIVE 170 YEARS AND HAVE OVER 50 MILLION OFFSPRING. |
THAT'S NOT NATURE'S COLOUR
ON THIS COLD BLOODED KILLER - THAT'S BLOOD!
HERE IS THE MOST EVIL of the BLENNI
GANGLEADER BLENNY
THIS IS NATURE'S MOST EFFICIENT KILLER
NOTE THE NATURAL RADAR PROTRUDING FROM THE HEAD
THE LONG FANGY TEETH FOR GRASPING AND TEARING
AND THE POISON FIN ON IT'S UNDERBELLY.
BLENNI PRODUCE A STRONG TOXIN FOR WHICH THERE IS
NO KNOWN ANTIDOTE.
The Safety Director of MOAV was vacationing
in Bonaire
with the VanDer-Topless Bikini Team when this
horrible incident happened.
Since our Safety Director ran to get help
- he escaped with lacerations and
only a few missing body parts.
Sadly, there were no other survivors.
However, when we called our Safety Director's
wife to let her know her husband
had been the sole survivor - she seemed surprised
he wasn't visiting his mother
but she started yelling and screaming and
cursing she was so happy -
she also stated she , " couldn't wait to see
him."
We here at MOAV HQ certainly hope they had
a joyous reunion!
| COMING SOON: MORE BLENNI EXPOSED
AND TESTIMONIALS FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO RISK THE VERY SAFETY OF THEIR LIVES AND FAMILIES TO TELL OF THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THESE VENGEFUL FISH. |