WE KICK BLENNI BUTT
 

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
AT MOAV WE STRIVE TO BRING YOU
UP TO THE MINUTE SAFETY TIPS
 


evil grinning blenny

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT
THE DEADLY BLENNY


     Ignorance of this killer of the sea can end your LIFE!
 
FAST FACT BLENNY FISH TRAVEL IN LARGE GROUPS CALLED "GANGS".
FAST FACT AFTER 5 DIVER  KILLS , A "B" WILL APPEAR ON THE UNDERBELLY 
FAST FACT THE MEMBERS THESE GROUPS ARE CALLED "BLENNI"
FAST FACT -OVER 10,500 DIVERS ARE MAIMED BY GANGS OF BLENNI YEARLY
FAST FACT BLENNI HAVE SHOWN REMARKABLE ABILITY TO REMEMBER AND INDENTIFY DIVERS WHO HAVE  INVADED THEIR INDIVIDUAL TERRITORIES. (ALSO CALLED A "HOOD".)
FAST FACT A BLENNY CAN LIVE 170 YEARS AND HAVE OVER 50 MILLION OFFSPRING.

HERE ARE THE TWO MOST COMMON TYPES OF BLENNI

RED LIPPED BLENNY

THAT'S NOT NATURE'S COLOUR
ON THIS COLD BLOODED KILLER - THAT'S BLOOD!
 
 
 

HERE IS THE MOST EVIL of the BLENNI
GANGLEADER BLENNY
GANGLEADER BLENNY
THIS IS NATURE'S MOST EFFICIENT KILLER
NOTE THE NATURAL RADAR PROTRUDING FROM THE HEAD
THE LONG FANGY TEETH FOR GRASPING AND TEARING
 AND THE POISON FIN ON IT'S UNDERBELLY.

BLENNI PRODUCE A STRONG TOXIN FOR WHICH THERE IS
NO KNOWN ANTIDOTE.



Our own MOAV Safety Director was a victim of this vicious creature's
unrelenting attack. This is a sketch of the Blenny attack from eye
witness accounts - this is NOT an actual photograph.
artist's rendering - not an actual photo
 

The Safety Director of MOAV was vacationing in Bonaire
with the VanDer-Topless Bikini Team when this horrible incident happened.
Since our Safety Director ran to get help - he escaped with lacerations and
only a few missing body parts.
Sadly, there were no other survivors.
However, when we called our Safety Director's wife to let her know her husband
had been the sole survivor - she seemed surprised he wasn't visiting his mother
but she started yelling and screaming and cursing she was so happy -
she also stated she , " couldn't wait to see him."
We here at MOAV HQ certainly hope they had a joyous reunion!
 
 
COMING SOON: MORE BLENNI EXPOSED
AND TESTIMONIALS FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING 
TO RISK THE VERY SAFETY OF THEIR LIVES AND FAMILIES
TO TELL OF THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THESE VENGEFUL FISH.

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