"Deadly Bagfish"
Emergency Report

There is another dreaded terror of the deep that is even more awful
 than the blenny!  A while back, farther back than I care to remember, while
 working on an offshore job with J&J Marine Divers, one of our hands
 was attacked and others terrified by the sudden appearance of a large number
 of  the "Deadly Bagfish", as so aptly named by Don Murphy or Scotty
 Naughton, or some other damn fool whose name escapes me now.  Seems like a drift
 line came through, bearing all manner of flotsam.  There they were, lurking
 below in the shadows with the ling(cobia).  Sure enough, when one of
 our divers returned to the surface, after leaving the 40 ft. stop, he was
 attacked;  Nay, engulfed by one of the ugly creatures, all black, shiny,
 and evil.  Try as hy might, he couldn't escape its clutches.  Panicking
 and blinded, with his Miller "HARD HAT" engulfed by the thing, he had to
 be pulled to the ladder and probably would have been lost had it not been
 due to the quick response of a fearless tender, who, taking his own life
 in his hands, climbed down the diving ladder and after a fearsome struggle,
 wrestled the hideous thing off the diver's helmet.  It was only by mere
 chance that neither was seriously hurt. A dreadful creature, and deadly
 denizen of the deep is the "Deadly Bagfish", existing in a number of
 subspecies; Glad-bag, Ruffies, and others too numerous to name here.
 Somehow you must warn others before they, too fall victims to
 the bag-fish's deadly attack.

MOAVWilliam
O.B.S.O.
Official Bagfish Safety Officer

The picture below is not for the faint of heart.

 

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